its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
I don’t have FRIENDS
Saturn’s hexagonal storm system in it’s north pole
Percy Jackson and The Blue Pancake State Building
one time this girl was looking through my sketchbook and she saw a really gay drawing of shinji and kaworu and she was like “which ones the girl” and i had to tell her that they were both boys welcome to the real world
whoa here have a tiny little klapollo fic if you want
it’s all fluff and cute idiots in love because of course. how else would you ship them.